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In our attempts to be productive beings, this website is dedicated to exploring the arts and sciences.

Alberta the yellow necklace was currently pondering a very important question.  If a polka dot has polka dots would you call it a polka dotted polka dot or a double polka dot?

Constantly tired of being tormented by people these two individuals set out to encompass their bodies in mud.  Surprisingly they got great results!  "I went to the amusement park that day and I didn't even have to wait in a line since everyone freaked out!" one of them reported.  They also stated feeling rather refreshed and cool from the mud on a blazing summer day.

 

A new science project proposed by Muffy the puffy zit is in need of volunteers.  Muffy is testing the growth of arm pit hair based on whether people can salsa or not.  Currently, it is hypothesized that salsa dancers have scarce amounts of arm pit hair.

Fifi the giant glove is making another comeback with her cool refined arts.  This year she introduced the idea of adding complementary decorations to her snow sculptures.  This sculpture was built on the grounds of a catholic college.  It was so breath takingly beautiful that even the nuns fainted.  Way to go Fifi!

My pet llama Theodore and his research team are trying to create fake bugars.  This way children from all over the world can enjoy the classic taste of bugars without ever depleting their resources.  Currently, the bugars do not have quite the right taste to be adequate.  However, in the near future, Theodore hopes to sell these bugars to all bugar fans who desire a healthy snot diet.