Meat is Beautiful

name: whore 6
age: 2
country: SWAZILAND!
residence: I used to live in a padded room
but then I started to eat the padding so
I was free. Now, I live in a van down
by the river.
sign: yield
gender: female...as of the last 2 years
occupation: owner of the condom shop
fave color: clear
food: dog food, preferably Mighty Dog
hobbies: collecting banana peels, dancing to polka music, puddle jumping, talking to fishies, working the corner

The light bulb condom- It turns on when you're turned on
The bubble wrap condom- Her cherry isn't the only thing that's popped
Skittles condom- Taste the rainbow
RONNIE condom- I believe in magic. Do u?
Virtual condom- the 2D condom for computer geeks
The Patriotic condom-Shoots out fireworks simultaneously w/ the man

To order call: 1-800-WHORE6

Don't I look dandy?

I'd like to dedicate this site to my pet palm tree Martha who has been an inspiration to me all these years.  She is truly my hero and I want to be just like her.  Therefore, tomorrow I am going on the celery diet in hopes of becoming green just like her!

In addition to promoting the condom shop, this website serves as a way to "culture" people by supporting the arts and sciences.  Please feel free to explore this website as you see fit in order to better youself as a person.